The Sweaty Snarling Scuba Diver-

The Sweaty Snarling Scuba Diver offers advice on life, finances, alchoholism, beastiality, and whatever else realy cranks your tractor!  Ask him a question and if it isnt a total waste of time, it will be posted in our advice column.

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Juan Julio Bastardo-

Juan uses his infinite mental and spiritual energy to produce the Exploding Horiscope!  Updated Weekly, this guide will rule your life and controll your every descision.  Juan also gives advice on love, women, salamanders, and ass spelunking.  Shoot him a line and it will be poofed into the advice column!

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